Crabbage Snatch Open - Clabmas Calors 2009

Crabmas Carols from 2009

Bend over, Crotchet 6-Dec-2009

Let's get the season started
Sing this like Mel Torme

Paul's nuts banging off of Benner's chin
Gack froth dripping from his nose
You'll find Paul's pud
Being sucked so entire
And Benner so glad that it flows

Everyone knows why they crashed their car
You just can't drive when you spew
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Hey Rich and Paul...FUUUCK YOU!!!



9-Dec-2009

Belt this out to the Hallelujah Chorus

Paaaul will blow ya
Paaaul will blow ya
Paul'll blowya, Paul'll blowya,
Paaul will blow ya!

Paaaul will blow ya
Paaaul will blow ya
Paul'll blowya, Paul'll blowya,
Paaul will blow ya!

For free your nobber he shall draineth
Paul'll blowya, Paul'll blowya,
Paul'll blowya, Paul'll blowya,

For his kinkiness is free come
Paul'll blowya, Paul'll blowya

And he shall suck forever and ever
And he shall suck forever and ever

King of kinks and whore of whores
King of kinks and whore of whores
Paul'll blowya, Paul'll blowya,
Paul'll blowya, Paul'll blowya,

All....men.



12-Dec-2009

Yeller The Brown Nosed Shitdog

You know Lassie and Sadie
And Rin Tin Tin
Bunhole and Chester
Sadie and Cheski
But do you recall...
The most famous dog of all?

Yeller the big old shit dog
Had a very active bung
And if you ever saw it
You would see only its dung

All of the other pooches
Knew to crap out in the yard
They never thought something so basic
Would ever seem to be that hard

Then one drive up to the Snatch
We stopped off for some eats
We never thought there'd be shit
Spread all over all the seats

Then all the Snatchers said, "Later"
As we jumped in Marshalls car
Evan clean up your dog's shit
We'll see you at the cabin, you big fuckin' idiot.



24-Dec-2009

You've heard Mudshark and Bambi
Boijkie and Seymore
Little Fuckface Evan
And his brother...what a whore!

But do you recall
The most famous Snatcher of all?

Bobby the Shit Faced Snatcher
Had too many Jaegerbombs
And if you had to watch him
You say the blame was Tom's

All of the other Snatchers
Usually could drink what they choose
They never thought that Bobby
Couldn't handle all of that booze

Then one Friday after golf
Sherlock said, "Hey boy...
Let's hit all the bars we find..
You can be my Jaeger toy!"

Then how the Snatchers suffered
"Sherlock what were you thinking?"
Now we all go on Bobbywatch
Cuz of all that fuckin drinking!"

(Optional echo version)

Bobby the Shit Faced Snatcher (Snatcher)
Had too many Jaegerbombs (like twenty)
And if you had to watch him (Bobbywatch)
You say the blame was Tom's (what a douchebag)

All of the other Snatchers (Snatchers)
Usually could drink what they choose (except for Psycho)
They never thought that Bobby (what a tool)
Couldn't handle all of that booze (even at the cabin)

Then one Friday after golf
Sherlock said, "Hey boy... (ha-ha-ha)
Let's hit all the bars we find..
You can be my Jaeger toy!"

Then how the Snatchers suffered (suffered)
"Sherlock what were you thinking?" (usually not much)
Now we all go on Bobbywatch (and give him water)
Cuz of all that fuckin drinking!" (besides, Jaeger is such a fuckin' gay drink and a whole carload of Shitlock minnions driving around drinking that queenie fagbrew and trying to pick up toothless mountain he-shes at the bar is NOT the message we proud Snatchers should be giving to the community and not only that...Bobby is OUR toy NOT yours and if anyone is going to fuck him up it'll be US, NOT you, you piece of shit, night hacking phlegm machine)



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