Crabbage Snatch Open - Clabmas Calors 2017

Crabmas Carols from 2017

Bend over, Crotchet 20-Dec-2017

'Tis the season... Bobby will blow men
At the cabin or down the hill
With a corn hole ripe
And a butt that flows
You can choose any of his holes

Bobby will blow men
He's a fairy god they say
He was made to blow
But the Snatchers know
He will serve you any way

There must have been some magic in
That lodge on down the road
Cuz when he gets up every morn
He takes every Snatcher's load

Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Bobby play
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Man, he sure is gay!

Bobby will blow men
But an anal he won't fear
And he'll wave good bye
Saying, "Don't you cry"
I'll be back again next year!


20-Dec-2017

Feliz Navidad Snatcher style...

Phil eats Evan's nards
Phil eats Evan's nards
Phil eats Evan's nards
Probes his anus, guy felatio

Phil eats Evan's nards
Phil eats Evan's nards
Phil eats Evan's nards
Probes his anus, guy felatio

He wants to fist him when he's sleeping
He wants to fist him when he's sleeping
He wants to fist him when he's sleeping
From his bottom, smell his farts

He wants to fist him when he's sleeping
He wants to fist him when he's sleeping
He wants to fist him when he's sleeping
From his bottom, smell his farts

Phil eats Evan's nards
Phil eats Evan's nards
Phil eats Evan's nards
Probes his anus, guy felatio


11-Jan-2018

Sung to we wish u a merry Christmas
Dave is gonna hate us
Oh yes he's gonna hate us
we sacked him off the trophy so try again next year

You thought you would win, and unless ur a twin, ul never get the trophy, it belongs to real men.
So..
Dave is gonna hate us
We all stretched out his anus
Its the only thing that made him famous
So good luck next year




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