Crabbage Snatch Open - Manguel & Chuy
Lowriding in My Chebrolay
8-Sep-2002
Print,
De pollowing wud eenertepted prum Eban and Dabe whotot joo mylitoochoynin:
Print,
I found the "On" button again.
FUCK YOU!!!
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Pukjoomang! Joowannapeetahmi? I keejoo!
-Chui
Keemee? Aeyee puckeeng keejoo. Chew hara mudderpuckeeng cogsugger an donna try to say chew tried to queet! Chew
preeck!
-Manguel
Omang! Joor tarding to peedmeoff. Gedat pucking deek ow joor mou cujooda deekleeker-NAMI!
-Chui
Chor chuhchah deeck, Ngangtalie Kwooud kwoodunt eeben bang chew, mang!
-Manguel
Gaydamjoo! Choo doanocheet. Pucking poxy cheeks deegme. Day lub my beeg chewcher. All joo cang get ees prawlytum
tankybeesh.
-Chui
Chugo pugjordelp, mang!
Chew cana geet cheet eksep da cheet chu geetton chor leeetle deeck apter chu been hangingout in witchor queenie prens, like
dat bupugger Captang Mudshark, mang!
-Manguel
8-Sep-2002
Hey - Shut the fuck up....
8-Sep-2002
Doan joo geeb me nocheet, pucking Bangbee. Eep joo dint leef soparaway I'd bedere now keekink jor pucking pace in! Now go
back tujor hole -weech ees prawly brown, mang!
-Chui
9-Sep-2002
Cho, Chui
Bangbee be chuchah deeck. Kee doenoe hees chorn promma nantler. Daas why he always rubeen hees horn onna da bark ub
trees. Hee chuchah deeck.
Mangwell
9-Sep-2002
Mangwell,
Joo gahdarite, mang. Datoundlike tum pucking Englich ballicker nanged Boykabeech. I teen datpucker rub hees horn on
doodshoo pallasleep. Goodting he englich cudhegotno chewcher ang moteguys doan peelnutteng.
Chui
8-Sep-2002
Chui,
Ky no dats tru, sep kwen he poots hees snaggle teet on der leetle deecks, den dey no!
Mangwell
9-Sep-2002
Hey..pucking Mangwell,
Cha! I donpeel too cumportable hangeeng around sunguy hoogot dempyoobees on boetends.
Chui Deek
10-Sep-2002
Eh Chui,
Quatchutakkin choo no compordable hangeeng around sunguy gots dempyoobees on boetends? Choo gots apatcha pindejos
groweeng on chewown chaws!
Mang, wheenever choo eeet a tunafeesh sangwish, I'ngwannoo puck choo ingdeface myngowngseff.
Catchoolado, Esse.
Choo muchacho,
Pucho Tongendez
10-Sep-2002
Pucho,
Wheredepuckjoobeen? I tot joogot tentback ortumting. Doanjoo taynobuddy but I kynaliketa opang a cangotunafeech an meerdat
allober mypace. Den I go to leep and mang! joo woontbleeb da dreamdiget. Puckin wetcheets eberymorng.
Chui Deek
PS Oh, joono Mangwell? -heduhmy lawndry...por pree!
10-Sep-2002
Kaye Chui!
Doanna say dat kinna cheet, mang. Chue no Pucho, an chu gonna see heem soon, anna eeffa he getta wiffadatcheet on chor
chin da sweat gonna be esplatterin offa da backa hees kjuevoes an onna to chor cheeks. Denchu bedodgin da big chot!
Mangwell
11-Sep-2002
Chui,
Chu nebber beleeb chwere I been! Chmy ollady geet tick and tired me buttpucking allatime wichoo ang Manguel ang allaodda
my chomo priends.
Chee tune my papahs innada INS en dey sen me backta Chuatemala.
Butchoo nebbah guess coo I seen dere... Pillip Alonzo Salvador de Guano Kerig!!!!
Ke da pucking bresidente da place! He mama was like Hermann Goering's puckin astrologer orsumpin. Dey pracly own dapuckin
place.
Pilip be all walkinroun all parrelchested inis leetle hat an leetle poncho, elookin like a puckin Inca.
Egots allakine interns runaroun da bresidential balace. E makem all dress up like puckin Ricky Martin.
Eet's seeck, mang!!!
Pucho
11-Sep-2002
Pucho,
I wudtinking wheredepuck deedhego? Lat time I herdad dat tumbeech wud een Texas heppeeng de Engron execs by takeeng dere
deposits...eep joo nowudimeeng. De peds mutta got weendobdat...pucking tinky cheet, joono. Hemutta pleet por Sowtamerca.
Inglad joo pounded heem dere.
Chui
12-Sep-2002
Kaye chuguys,
Choo noe kwhydey calleem Salvador de Guano, doanchoo?
Apter he buppugs Bangbee he sqeegee hees deek whippis tum an porpinger anlixit bepore he takes a chottatekila.
Mangwell
13-Sep-2002
Mangwell,
Jahman, I heer dat eef heecand pop a heemee hecallita Tangria. Bangbee, joo no, hegotroo alotta tangpongs.
Chui
ps Hayjoo pucking natchers...I peeton jorpace
13-Sep-2002
Chui,
I worrybou Bangbee. He a bleeter, mang. I teenim chove pourorpive tangpongs uddere onedime. De leetle strings all
khanginout chmake hees butthoale clook clike egotsa pamily of rats libbin updere or sumptin. I dontink ee taginde
dinfoil opp de subbosidories hees ollaty gotim por de bain y chwelleeng on ees speenkter.
Dat homeboy, ee chnowsow to supper.
Esse, mang.
Pucho
14-Sep-2002
Pucho,
Bangbee eeswun carybeesh. Ongtime heewud dribing to tum gop turngament een de moungtuns ang he jus leangober and tarted to
gib de driber a blochob. Cangjoobeleebit? Day pucking cracht een Murpies or tumting ang den all puckinghell brokeloot.
Pirst de driber, I teenk hees namg wud Beegpuckinpeedacheet or tumting likedat, got hees chewcher bit cleang op. Dey neber
pound it but beleebjoomee, joo cang chur melleet when dat muddapucker parts. Den de cops chow up at de cabing atking abou
tum chomochexual cumbenchun. Sumdood nenged Marchall he went outan spain eberyting and den the cop pucking lept. Mang, dat
Marchall chur had to pit wen he camng back eentide.
Chui
22-Sep-2002
Heyallchoo natchers,
Leetentome joo pucking natchers. Eenjus toweex joo cheethaids argonnabe teeing my namgong dat pucking tropy. Hered miplan.
Pirst I get allchoo muddapuckers cheetpaced. Den, I play topucking great, joo tink I wud dat Tigerdood. Datmi plang an I
tickeengtoeet.
Chui Deek
23-Sep-2002
Chui
Mang, choo not guonang weeng no pucking tropy por golp dis year, chi don care qwhat plang choo ticking too.
Onnyting choo ticking to gonnabe chour pucking chorts.
Onnyqway choo gonna qwin nothink if choo gib Manguel plowchobs til dat homie pudchoo onna deam wif chome golpers what cnot
all pucked up.
Uno - dey no pucking golpers dere what cnot all pucked up.
Dos - Choo alleady gibbing Manguel alla plowchobs he qwants por pree.
Qwatchoo gonnato, cut eem opportumptin?
Chi dontinkso!
Pucho
23-Sep-2002
Hey pachukos...eets about timg dat sombody ess speakin my langwich...puck all dee cabrons talking dere udder seet, eets dee
cubanos dat rule, viva la raza mudder puckers...and how about dat beech cocksucker Brandt, he licks more dong at dee cabin
den Yeller yuse too..and Yeller was guud mang...almost as guud as Seymore, but weethout dee oberbite. Luuking porward to
dee party mang...
23-Sep-2002
Doods,
Canchu beleeb dat Chui tinks heguuna geet hees name onda trowpee? Heya beeger dreemerdan John Lennon!
Da only way he eber gunna geet hees name onda trowpy ip da only ones playeeng inda tournament are Eseemoar Montanas Juevos
de Comida, Estaben Hackett de Pantalones Moreno and dat dumngcheet Portagee, Cott Crua. Eben den he praly lose hees last
ball bepore da eighteenth hole and hapda porpeit.
Chui one toopid, crazy vato, mang.
Mangwell
23-Sep-2002
Nowjoodunneet! Tee, joolapatme, I get allpiredup. Mybol go indeecup angjorbol jus go een tumbuddys pinkter- prawly
Marchalls. An alljoo mudderpuckers cangodere awunz cuz hegod wun beegole boot. Ang wenjor eendere- angjoono jooweelbe,
maybejoo pind Teemore.
Pukjooall!
Chui
8-Oct-2002
Pucking Natchers,
Doanjoo geeb me nocheet. Hi no my plang pucking went een desheeter. Dermutta been a gleech. Ing toe torry cud joo guyd tot
Iwud munny ang I lechoodown. Doanjoo worry nung por necksyear. I gotsa new plang. Dees timng eetsatecret.
Chui Deek
8-Oct-2002
Chui,
Doanbeetchuseppup, Mang! Choo cot came bigtime!
Dey wuz ongly tree guys tsorry choo cho up disdime. Ang qwhadda chance choogonnabe ong dey team againg? Pactly
nonge!
Dey qwanna ween sobad, dey cun gib Manguel plochob ang maype khe puddem onganuddateam neschear.
Ongly tecret plang choo needsto pigure out: qhow choo geet ebbyquone's cum outchoo fetchial hairs afore eet geet all dry
ang cakeddub like.
Choodamang, dog.
Pucho
8-Oct-2002
Pucho,
Choo likeda pucking tykytreest. I peeltoe mush bedder. Hino dem puckers een myporsum wercheety. Alldat Tomas de Ballback
deed ees tinkabou Gardiser. All I pucking hear ees "Chit-chit me puck Gardiser, Chit-chit me puck Gardiser." Mang dat dood
wud eenlub.
Ang doan metwit my plang...it poolproop!
Chui Deek
17-Oct-2002
Deechoo puckers sheck out . Mang, dere be a cheetloada
potos. I tink my pabrit eesdat Wright dood tanking Marchall por Priday nite.
Chui
14-Nov-2002
Hey joo pucking Natchers,
Mebbe joodoanodees but dair a pucking cheetloda capchuns weetdee Potos prum de Natch ditjeer. Sheckeetout. I hangong
wilejoolook.
Howdat? Deedjoo engjoy? Coolmang. Now go puckchorselp.
Appekchungly,
Chui Deek
3-Apr-2003
Jai mangs,
Joono, dees cheetaboucheet gami teenking. Dere wudees ongtyng eende cheeter wengai peltum beegolodapu backingup. Mang, I
letdeescheet plo. I lookdowng and joowoontbleebit. Eetwudtum pucking combo platter lyka pinchilotta angdere wudees salsa
too, mang. I muttator tumping. I totItawtum cheese too ang I wudteenkin, "Howdehell deedat gengdere?"
Chui Deek
4-Apr-2003
Chui, qwhat a chombozo chu is, mang!
Daqway dat all geet updere qwas fum dedime chu ang Manguel qwengouto Taco Bell. Khe qwaddunt buttpucking chu ing el bano.
Khe qwas choving a Dosdada Chupreme oop chu butthoale.
Chujus lucky khe didntgotno khotsauce!
Pucho
p.s. Khowcum chu not my beetch nomo?
8-Apr 2003
Phil: Puck joo.
Evan: Puck joo, too!
Dave: Puck joo too, mang!
Sark: Joo all puckers!
Gleetings flom Mini-Snatch #1.
Dodir unt Lag
9-Apr-2003
Doanjoo EEB'N peekporme, jootumbeeshes. Jai cujor tungout ang peedit to Benger... heet modebbiteeng. Now gobak to
jorholes- weechees prawly brown, mangs!!
Chui Deek
11-Mar-2004
Natchers,
Iwud hangeengowt teengkeeng choo mudderpuckers needatong eenjor haid. How dees?
Chooainteen nutteengchet. B-b-b-baybechoo jusdainteen n-n-nnutteengchet. Hear tumpeengchoo nebber nebber nebber gonna
porget porget porget b-b-b-baybe choo choo choojus ainteen nutteeng chet. Chooain beenarowng.
Tryteengeeng eet to jorolady wheng jor geebeengher debeeg talamee. Or por choo, Mangwell, de bienna tawtage. Puckchoo,
beesh!
Chui Deek
p ese: Puck Pill
12-Mar-2004
Natcherdoods,
Chui, hee ryht. Qweeeh neetooteeng mohtoogayder. Qweye wahsteenkeen mohralongda linesubba a Poo Pighters songdoh,
butteye cudanteenkawon. Boateye deedcumupwiddacuhpleudders. Howabout deeswon beye Eltohn Jahn: "Beesh,
beesh,. . . da beeshiz bayaayaak." Ordisswon beye wonnameyepaybritgroops, Peyenil Tap: "Beesh Skool".
Eymchurderahrudders, budeyecanteenkubaanyryhtnow.
Mangwell
14-Mar-2004
Heychoo pucking natchers,
Doanleesen todat muddapuckeeng tumbeesh Mangwell. Heto mettup heteenka woofcokee eetwutchoo peed jor Malamyoot. Nektimg
heloggon choo tayheemto puckoff. Choobe gladchoodeed.
Chui
p ese: Pukpeel
20-Apr-2004
Pucho,
Nomang. Danawme. Damaiseeter Juana Deek. Che loterchob adee tamngpong plangt. Chetiesong dos leetle treengs ang dey pired
kher cujeewud plossing weeder treengs ang getteeng cheet alober dem puckers. Dayprownongdat.
Chormang,
Chui Deek
p ese: I preper Sappola
11-May-2004
Chui,
Mang, Khi gwadowngin Klendale dis glast weekeng, ang Khi gwendindo choo couding's grestaugrand por Muddetay.
Chi gok gwone ob pis plyers, ang Khi tentitoochoo ad un attapchmend.
Choo godda dell gim do pire khis chep, dogh. Kmy oladdy ang me kep pinedink pupighairs inde yeggs. Ang di kollangdaise
tauce gwade gwong golour, doo.
Khi teenk gmaype Manguel peen kworgeeng dere, epper tince khe goddouda da choindt por metteeng garoung witt tose leetle
poys.
Ganykways, Khi taw de tign por Chuy's, ang Khihadda yeattere.
Ang puck Pil.
Pucho.
22-Jun-2004
Chui,
Choo right, mang. Khitauttitgwas jiz de langerang garoma ong my pingers, prom de gdred chnapper pish tacos daghi yate
durbing launchdime.
Butt gnoway, mang! Dat mell, chee gummang grighdoudopda 'puter.
Alldees dalkeeng Manguel pin toeeng apoud yeateeng dwat, eet eez kindop gwhedding my abbetite a leetle. Come preak dime,
Khigongdoketme tome op dose topt tacos "con lengua".***
Apderall, dey namedum apder me! Datgwhy deygallum "Pucho Tonguindez Especialle".
Pucho
***Mang, choo don'gnow gwat "con lengua" ees, Khi gnogondadellchoo!
p.s. Puck Gerreeg, doo!
22-Jun-2004
Pucho,
Eetnodat jaidon laydacheeteemell. Eetjudatmiwipe godallesbo angden Igoddago picheeng porda mous, wheeceescramd
waidepuckupdere. Lattimg de pootertek woontosheet ungteeltum hamateem prum Teeleecong Bally taweet. Ang anudder
teeng...don teeleecong make moungtaings eentedo ballees? Ingall deecumbooboolated.
Chui
Puck Gerreeg witta Krittypist
26-Jan-2005
Mangwell,
Choo cang chubdat bucheet upchorass, mang. Jucuzjorolady doanblowchoo domeengchoohabto rupplechor pedders ang lachoutame. Choono, jaipeelpane.
Igopeeleengs, mangbeesh!
Chui
pese puckchoo
11-Mar-2005
Chui,
Khi gwajuz drying to geet dumpding tarted pepore Khi lept por my bacachun domoddow.
Khi gezdat nongodaguys tink git gnobeegdealdat Manguel iddo pond ob dose gyoung boys.
Kwatdapuck, mang?
Angygways, all choo guys cunt dake a nice drest, gause Khi noggonnabe boddering choo por annodder gweek, ordo.
(Addip choo guys diddunt alreedy pend gmoredime ong eachodders chotas, den ong choor yemail)
Qwadda bunga puckinglurgers, mang!
Tee choo ingaboudagweek.
Pucho
11-Mar-2005
Pucho,
Joogohhabba goobaycashun. Gelossaress. Rejoobinatechorselp. Cuzwenjoogeback, jooargoeentoohab cheet smeerdalloberjoo.
Chingada! Jodese! Sejode Kerig!
Mangwell
11-Mar-2005
Cheet? Gwat cheet? Khino scared no tinking cheet!
Choo allaguyspuncha poossies!
Puck Kerig.
Sarkisian
29-Apr-2005
Chello,
Kmygname Pelipe Totardodrillo, ang Khigodda brodooct choo chure to lobe.
Choo see, por gmangy jears, Khi gworked ebery tay ing de yoilpields ob Texas ang yout ong de Norte Sea.
Gwenebber Khigum drideeng up doozum yoilderreeck inna tesert ong mine burro, or ip Khigum droweeng mine leetle boat ob doozum yoilblatporm inna meedle de
ochean, ollaguys what work dere, deyollees to clad do teeme. Dey gknow dat deycunna "put da pipe to Pelipe."
Putt Khigoddadellcho, apter apout teben or yeight dours ob puttpuckeeg, cmine punghoale cun geet gmoredaina leetle dender.
Khowebber, gwondime gwhen dey hab me beentobber de drailing ob a yoilblatporm, Khi glooked down yat de trilleeng drig dey gwere pooling yup prom the
pottom ob de ochean. Tat bipe gwas gall gobered gwith kawhole punchob grude yoil, ang trilleeng tlurry, ang garbide tust, ang gmedal chabings, ang
eeben leetle beets ob croundob glamchells. Gwell, Khi taydodemkuys, "Key, greb tome ob dat cheet op dat pipe, ang drub eet allober chore chodas pepore
choo tick dem yinto mine bunghoale!"
Ang, choo gknow gwat, mang? Eet peel creat! Dere gwas gno more peencheeng, gor chapeeng. Mine haemorrhoides eeben sleed pack ub gwhere dey tuppode do
pe, ang dey chrunk down galgmost to norbal size!
Gwell, Khi khaddem kuys poot a punch ob dat tuff inna beeg yoilparrel, and gnow choo gan puy tome ob deestopp por chootelps!
Jiz tenda jheck orda gmoney yordor por dwaindy pucks do Totardodrillo's Ghemigal Yenjeeneereeng, ang Khi'll chip choo dright pack a gnice jharpull ob
Pelipe's Puttgream.
To eet dotay!
29-Apr-2005
Pucho,
I tayjoo, choo gotta lerng tum Eenglich. I cang barely cohnchugate chorcheet. Mebbechoo gollota permeenjormout? Tounds poteebull.
Chui Deek
ps Ailubtoo puckereegbeesh
9-May-2005
"Chour Khonor, Khi gwas kwone ob de pirst joung poys to tay obergnight adde Gnebberglang ing Miguel Yacksoon's ped. Ang, choo gnow gwhat? Ichwas gwon ob
de pest teengs ebber appen do gme! Poor yinstance, Khi bin taken so meeny tines een de yasshoale, dat Khi goddees nice gallouses packdere, ang gno
YAIDS birooses cun chew dere gway drough dem. Eet glike tomeginda tafesex o tumbteenk. Ploos, Khi pound Migul's gwhite glope yup dere, ang Ingonna
dreasure yit galways! Choo jiz chealous, gause choo keentnebber glook glike Garol Janneengs, glike khe can!"
"Thank you , Ms. Penisuccar."
11-May-2005
Pucho
Doan beechortelpup oberdees. Choocanghep chortelp eepchootuk at pelleeng. Eetjusde cools datuk...nachoo. Pukeeng teeshers.
Chui
pese Pukereeg
27-Jul-2005
Deechoo gechor eenbite? I puckchoo, beesh!
Sinceramente,
Chui Deek
PEse Puckereeg
28-Jul-2005
Chui,
Mine ollady dondallies chow me gwhen choo eenbite gome ingde mail.
Gmaybe choo chould jiz gome obber ang ting me an eenbite dright indo da khead ob gmy choda!
Khi don' gneed gno teenkeeng eenbite!
Pucho
Ang Puck Kereeg, doo!
28-Jul-2005
Pucho
Choo geeb me cheet ang chorolady doanchochoo jormail? Meesplaist agrechun eesnogud. Ang kwaichoo wung metu plejurchoo whengchoo gosan olady? Meesplaist
choocher eesnogu needer. Choo maiwung tocall Jotos Anongamus, mang.
Chui
PeSe Ees OK to puck Kereeg, do.
28-Jul-2005
Chui,
Khi gwas drying do tee ip choo gwould petaind chou gwas toing Karioke gordumpteeng, gundeel choo geet kay beeg gwadda spoo ing choo geye.
Angygways, choo ongly gadda tend me a leetter, ip choo NO gwanme do gome doda Grebbege Netch.
Khi beedere, mang.
Pucho
28-Jul-2005
Pucho,
Cho no godda pret, mang. Chooun eensteetuchun ang chor predens ees mangatory, apteral choo eende Gangapor. Chua telebritee.
Chui
28-Jul-2005
Chui, chust rideledder mang
28-Jul-2005
Peel,
Khuat chood de leddertay? Tay hoambeesh cuzchoo cang heet no ball farderdanga Loadweeg dribe? or Choo maiwuntustayajorpad cuzchoomaimeesda Raingbo
Coleechun marshong de ceebiccengter...ang dat chor khomo prenz beal peestoff ang doanwunna poundchor browng?
Eena cwangdree,
Chui
PeSe Ichur eesteelcool tupuck Kereeg
28-Jul-2005
Chui,
Choor, choo tay alldose teengs. Den we senchoo chore ledder.
PuckChoo
28-Jul-2005
Choocang tukmi. Choobedder tart wahkeeng, beesh. Ingonna tayde atoreetees choo tumkaina paggytereest ang dat choo gonna bursteento de cockpeet ong chor
plite ang tuckde pilot teele looz conchusness ang crach deplang.
29-Jul-2005
Chui,
Eye teeng eet go tumpteeng mohr lykdis: "Hee goeeng to 'nap hees neck angcumeenhees slackmouff as heealoos conchieezness."
Jaay, mohrlykdat.
Mangwell
1-Aug-2005
Mangwell,
Choono dat dey nebber gone pool Peel prom deplane, gause dat gwould pe tomekina drachial deriodypeeng agaynst angy punny-glookeeng khomoteshuals prom
Texas.
Khi gwando gnow khowgome dey let Peel ply allobberdablace angdendey mayggeet do khard por choo ang Chui do geddindegoundry? Choo guys choostas gueer
azeeis!
Khit do unpair, mang!
Pucho
1-Aug-2005
Pucho,
Doanjoogo predding abuncha boolcheet krumors aboutdus. Kynoqueergadtall, ang Chui, qwell helykasukkacock ebry gnowangden, budheeainno qhighskool prom
queen, Liberace blowdahole pootballteam kinnaguy lyk Peel.
Mangwell
1-Aug-2005
Pucho ang Mang mangs,
Leeten, choomudderpuckers, jainawno khomotechool. Choomud beteenkeengbou dat ruchin dood Paul Sukzalotokok. Jai heerhecang bloalldedudes een
atwelbpeesband paster dangchoo cangtay Rod Toort.
Chui
1-Aug-2005
Chui y Mangwell,
Khi khaydobee da gwon dodell choo dees, put gnopoddy teenks choo khuys gno chumpeeng yeachdodders pones allatimes. Eet hokay, mang! Qweeall claddat
choo pound yeachodder!
Angyqway, Chui, pepore choo go dalkeengpout miploing twelbpeespands, choo gadda 'splain khowgome choo ang Mangwell ang allakuys in Teben Kheaven hab de
tamekeina tores allobber chour chodas. Chookuys deedunt geddem dridingroun ong burros!
Qwot puckeeng hoto chingadas chooare!
Pucho
1-Aug-2005
Pucho,
Khykeep telleenjoo, donjoo lumpmee een widdat buppucker Chui. Amaybe heedoan geet dat cheet onhees peckerprum driding arownonhees burro, boateye betcha
hedidageeteet prum dat pat ol' porker dat gabe eet to Bangbee, too.
Mangwell
Choo keep doseboolcheet lies toochorselp. Ip choodoan, Ianggonna sick my sickpuck pren onjoo. Hees name is Prank, da pormer pittipeen pighter
pilot.
1-Aug-2005
Mang, Mangwell,
Khigodda hang eet to choo. Choo kot gmore tickpuck prends dain choogun chake a dick at!
Ang is hokay choo ang Chui doandink choo pote khomos. Putt, Khi gwouldon glet heem geet ees pilty choda angyqwhere choo aisshoale, ip Khi gwas choo.
Khi doan gnow ip dat peeg eem ang Bangbi peen puckeeng ees da kine choo yuse do gmake Chorizo.
Jeez a gwordodahgwize....
Pucho
b.s. Puck Peel
1-Aug-2005
Doodz,
Archoo leedneengtu jortelps? Allaiheer eesmeencheet. Eetcheetlaikdat datsterreengup deesmundo. Nowchoogaiz hugangmaikup...Khaiwaiporchoo...oh chee,
Pucho! Choochudtry huggeeng prumdeprunt...gettapuckeeng room.
Predelub..ang Mangwell's browng,
Chui
PeSe Mebbe choowantu Puckereegtu
1-Aug-2005
Beesh, Kwhat choo meang py meangsheet? Idnit pedder dat Mangwell ang me dreedchoo laik dees, dain allo yodderguys choo beeckeeng op dat choo doanebben
gnow?
Ooooo, Chui, doan dake choo lub do down....
Pucho
1-Aug-2005
Pucho,
Okmang...nowchoodungeet. Itopeetopt I gonga ween deecheernach. Choo cangtakeetu el banco. Depodeet DAT eented ubdem potees choo ujuli depodeet
eencho browng, mangbeesh.
Chui
Cabagnach Opibe Weener
2-Aug-2005
Choo cunt pool oss, Chui. Choo luuuuuubb eet, beesh!
Ang gweel brobly tee a bictoore ob da Birgin ing gwone ob dose biles ob trowup choo allys makeeng, pepore choo nombre cho oop ong dat dropee.
Pucho.
2-Aug-2005
Pucho,
Jaiteenk choo beernot taydatbou debirjn. Cheewungtimng chodup eenapailob dridupotee ongchorpace. Choomemngber? Angchoowoont wachchorpace? Budebirjn
garubbdopp cudchoower ongchonees hopeeng pora tecon cumeeng? Alotta catleec preests mada pilgrameej tujorpace.
Chui
2-Aug-2005
Chui oont Pucho,
Doods, choogawtoo top talkeen alldatberjin cheet, mangs. Choor goeeen too bumbup Bangbee, cuz hejus baughted pour, pine berjin peegs atda counteepare.
Ipjookeep mixeen won berjinwidanodder, Bangbee wonna beyable puck hees peegs widout peeleeng gealtee.
Corse, denagin maybee Khai can selheem an ol' beelygummergoat. Choono, wondatsbeenaroun. Bangbee myteeben nokheemalreddy.
Mangwell
2-Aug-2005
Choo kuys,
Khigwadden dalgeenpout de Birgin Maria! Khi gwas dalgeenpout de Birgin Eelja, mang.
To choo teenk datzwots conpoozeeng Bangbe?
Gmaype, aldo Khi don tee khow. Bangbe gwas porn onga parm, ang heem ang da Birgin Eelja bot god dem ploppy years dat khang all low, liktumpkina
libesdock gortumpin. Ang dey bot cho up adde Netch, widdapuncha alpalpa duckto dere glots.
If choo poodem ongda tame pourtome, choo gon geet yaneemal khusbentry ingnodime.
Aingno Gatoleek breists gona gipus gno sheet pout dat.
Pucho
pe esse. Chui, ing anter do chour guesjun: Choo cangohaid ang puck Peel oll choo wonts.
2-Aug-2005
I can't read this anymore...it gives me a fucking headache...can you switch languages please?...jou pucking cocksuckers
3-Aug-2005
Doanchoo puckeeng opretmemang! Jai calde American Spanish Society Honoring Our Linguistic Eccentricities (ASSHOLE)
3-Aug-2005
Chui,
Machal aingonno kheadache. Ip khe khadda kheadache, khe gwoodond be onghis gnees geebeeng plochops alladime.
Doncho leddim tifle choor espechun, mang.
Pucho
3-Aug-2005
Eelja,
?Choo preengeeng chour padre doda Netch? Choo goddome cajones, Esse!
Pucho
3-Aug-2005
Chui and Mangwell,
Iddis obber pepore gwetay ees obber?
Khidoanteenkzo.
Pucho
3-Aug-2005
Doods,
Deedee 'raquis gibupapter daghermans bombbahgdad?
Mangwell
3-Aug-2005
Jaimeng???!! Beebalaraza, beesh! I tupposnouchoo algunna climng aborda puckeeng Die Luhrker...
Tubeschtuffer Voghtlikker, open zee hatch. Ve hav new recruits...
Butt Capitan, ze quvatrers are burshting mit de new crewmen Seaman Krugersvalos unt Aft Specialist Harrisuxdoodz.
I don't give unt shittenzehabben if isht Shrove Tuesday. Open ze hatch!
3-Aug-2005
Werngmer? Muerto, beesh! Needengmeyer, Muerto, beesh!...
3-Aug-2005
Chui,
Choo gnow khoo gwe no keardprom glongdime? Dat Joosh guy, Jarro!
Id glike khe gworreed gmaype allos gweeners khe peen stuppeeng gindo hees pace gno Gocher.
Khi gno gnow ip khe's ordodocks, putt choo nebbergno.
Eedergway, Khi gno teenks choo gonna geet kheem do top peeeng a puckeeng Glurger gwit dat Jhermain agzent.
Pucho
1-Oct-2006
Mangwell, Pucho...Chhh....doangtay noboody...I laychooeen onna leeto teecret...Ingunna ween deecheer. Now I hab too ameet I beeng tangbaggeeng
awdeecheers. Ochurr...Icooda beeng ongde tropybinow -buwhy? To I cangtay jaiplay acheeteea Tweerotunga? No. Now dat deeriprap eeoutadaway, I gunga
ween. Choocang takeetooda bank, mang...ormebee Lotbaygus.
Mas Tarde,
Chui Deek
ps puckchooalleenchorbrowngs, mang.
2-Oct-2006
Chui,
Kweegall gadmire choo pirit, mang.
Tomangy obus gwoodenteben cho ub, gledaglone pout op dat gwegonna gween!
Pud, choogadda pe grealeestic. De gondly ting choo gonna gween id a pree ride tuckeeng ong mine Choda Tupergighway!
Gwee glub choo, dogh, mang. Ebrygwone ob us!
Pucho Tonguindere
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